I've been pretty quiet lately, hence the lack of posts. I wanted to get in at least one more post for March, as it charges out 'like a lion' so here it goes:
Tonight, for dinner, I served my family the most healthful, organic, locally produced farm-fresh foods...what? You don't believe me? OK, I admit it, it was frozen fish sticks, but here's the fun part, and, as you can guess it involves children, or specifically the boy child:
Chubbs is smacking away at his fish sticks and noisily slurping his milk, blowing bubbles intermittently for good measure, when I notice that he's dipping. My chubber loves to dip his food. I don't know what it is, but I think most kids have the same affinity: food is just somehow better if you can dip it into something before cramming it into your mouth. Chubber is my 'little dipper' and tonight was no exception. He chose to have a small blob of ketchup on his plate, sort of a little decorative garnish (heaven forbid he ever actually use his ketchup for anything other than a viscous substance with which to 'drive' his 'food-car' through as a means of vicariously living the life of a monster-truck driver...), but fish sticks just aren't as good if you don't actually dip them into something.
Well, tonight, folks, the Chublet has reached a new echelon of grossology: he devoured his fish sticks after liberally dunking them (repeatedly!) into his apple sauce.
Y-U-C-K-Y!
Can you even imagine a more disgusting combination than frozen fish-sticks dipped into organic (for real!) no sugar added apple sauce? That was just way too nasty for me. Ranks right up there with the Scottish delicacy of a deep-fried Mars bar. (shuddering in revulsion, here)
So, tell me, what's the nastiest thing your sweet little offspring has decided to 'dip'?
Monday, March 31, 2008
Dipping Sauce
by Fat Chick at 8:42 PM 2 responses
Friday, March 21, 2008
Happy Easter!
by Fat Chick at 8:44 AM 3 responses
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Saturday, March 15, 2008
More about ma' Peeps
Taken from the April 2008 issue of Parenting magazine:
by: Deborah Skolnik
4 Ways Kids are Like Peeps
1. They're sweet, though almost always a bit sticky.
2. You can give them a little squeeze if they're yours--but not if they're a stranger's.
3. They're a known cause of stubborn belly overhang.
4. It can be hard to stop at one, but after two or three, the mere thought of having another may make you queasy.
Lovin da peeps and lovin, y'all, ma' peeps!
by Fat Chick at 6:20 PM 1 responses
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Thursday, March 13, 2008
Parental Advisory: Explicit Content
by Fat Chick at 3:15 PM 3 responses
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Get on the bus...
Breast Cancer Petition
Urge Congress to stop "Drive-Through" Mastectomies!
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Please visit the website, if you're so moved, sign the petition, and help keep women healthy.
Thanks.
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PS2: After you sign the petition, treat yourself to a little procrastination and fun by creating a 'be my bra' character. Hey, it's free, fun, and goes to support a good cause.
by Fat Chick at 2:26 PM 0 responses
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